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Total Medals Earned: 147 (From 25 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 2,420 Points

1976: Issue 1

1976 Unlocked 8/28/11
10 Points
Read the entire first issue of 1976

Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)

Africa Dudes

There Unlocked 10/30/13
25 Points
Sit there, shut up, and watch the entire thing...ALL THE WAY TO THE BITTER END.
There and Black Again 50 Points Watch Africa Dudes twice in a row, black to black! (Without re-loading your window!)
GO BACK TO AFRICA 100 Points Yeah, you're gonna sit there and watch it again - AND THIS TIME, YOU BETTER LOVE IT.

Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/175 points)

Armed Prophet

Alien Juice Unlocked 11/19/09
10 Points
Get killed by an alien.
Robot Fuel Unlocked 11/19/09
10 Points
Get killed by a robot.
Zombie Meat Unlocked 11/19/09
10 Points
Get killed by a zombie.
Alcoholic Unlocked 11/19/09
25 Points
Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Anorexic Unlocked 11/19/09
25 Points
Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Armed Prophet Unlocked 11/19/09
25 Points
Unlock all weapons.
Chairman Unlocked 11/19/09
25 Points
Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Classic Hero Unlocked 11/19/09
25 Points
Play through every stage.
Hand it Over Unlocked 11/19/09
25 Points
Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smiley Unlocked 11/19/09
25 Points
Kill Smileborg
Skull Unlocked 11/19/09
25 Points
Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
The Freeman Unlocked 11/19/09
25 Points
Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
ZOMG!!!1 Unlocked 11/19/09
25 Points
Kill ZOMG
Handy Man Unlocked 11/19/09
50 Points
Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Illegal Alien Unlocked 11/19/09
50 Points
Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Smiley Hater Unlocked 11/19/09
50 Points
Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Testosterowned Unlocked 11/19/09
50 Points
Play through a stage on real man difficulty.

Medals Earned: 17/17 (480/480 points)

Asslevania: SOTB

Medal #1 Unlocked 11/12/13
5 Points
Welcome to Asslevania!
Medal #2 Unlocked 11/12/13
5 Points
Reach level 2.
Medal #6 Unlocked 11/12/13
5 Points
Don't skip the intro.
Medal #7 Unlocked 11/15/13
5 Points
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Medal #8 Unlocked 11/12/13
5 Points
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Medal _13 Unlocked 11/15/13
5 Points
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Medal _18 Unlocked 11/12/13
5 Points
Welcome back!
Medal _19 Unlocked 11/15/13
5 Points
FOREVER ALONE!
Medal/23 Unlocked 11/12/13
5 Points
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Medal/24 Unlocked 11/12/13
5 Points
Check out RicePirate's page.
Medal/25 Unlocked 11/12/13
5 Points
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Medalzzz Unlocked 11/15/13
5 Points
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Medal #3 Unlocked 11/15/13
10 Points
Reach level 3
Medal #4 Unlocked 11/15/13
10 Points
Reach level 4.
Medal _14 Unlocked 11/15/13
10 Points
Find Alucard.
Medal _16 Unlocked 11/15/13
10 Points
...and keeps on whip'n.
Medal _11 Unlocked 11/15/13
25 Points
Thats where I left that!
Medal/29 Unlocked 11/15/13
25 Points
Beat Dracula!
Medal #9 5 Points Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
Medal/22 5 Points Watch the whole ending.
Medal _15 10 Points It takes a lick'n...
Medal/20 10 Points Get a little head.
Medal/21 10 Points Eat a pork chop!
Medal/27 10 Points Beat a TIME TRIAL
Medal _10 25 Points Find the 1st hidden song.
Medal _12 25 Points Never alone...
Medal _17 25 Points Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Medal/26 25 Points Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Medal #5 100 Points Reach level 5.
Medal/28 100 Points Beat REAL MODE!

Medals Earned: 18/30 (150/500 points)

Deep Sleep

A Stubborn Guest Unlocked 10/16/13
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Out Of The Depths Unlocked 10/16/13
10 Points
Game completed

Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)

Deeper Sleep

The stubborn guest returns Unlocked 10/16/13
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
I have to go deeper 10 Points Complete the game
The Librarian 25 Points Collect all 15 notes
You are safe now Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/50 points)

Don't Escape

A Slaughter Unlocked 6/19/13
5 Points
At least you've tried...
A Massacre Unlocked 6/19/13
10 Points
You've saved some lives.
A Night of Terror Unlocked 6/19/13
25 Points
With your efforts, more than a half of villagers survived the night.
A Frightful Night Unlocked 6/19/13
50 Points
You've saved almost everyone
A Calm Night Unlocked 6/19/13
100 Points
You've survived the night without hurting anyone!

Medals Earned: 5/5 (190/190 points)

Epic Battle Fantasy

Beholder Unlocked 6/9/09
10 Points
Slay the tentacle beast.
Defender Unlocked 6/9/09
10 Points
Slay the sentinel.
King Slime Unlocked 6/9/09
10 Points
Slay the giant slime.
Pervert Unlocked 6/9/09
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Mecha 10 Points Slay the giant robot.
Regice 10 Points Slay the Pokemanz.
Goku 50 Points Slay your undead god.
Warrior 50 Points Beat the game on Normal difficulty.
Hero 100 Points Beat the game on Epic difficulty.
Knight 100 Points Beat the game on Hard difficulty.
Art Guy Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Credits Guy Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Chaos Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Fail Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Owned Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Punching Bag Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Terrorist Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
I Like Swords Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 4/18 (55/460 points)

Epic Battle Fantasy 4

300 Damage Unlocked 3/11/13
5 Points
Deal 300 damage with a single hit.
Art Appreciator Unlocked 3/11/13
5 Points
Check out some of the art galleries.
Burn Baby Burn Unlocked 3/11/13
5 Points
Set a foe on fire, and watch them burn.
First Blood Unlocked 3/11/13
5 Points
Defeat your first foe, and become a hardened killer.
First Casualty Unlocked 3/11/13
5 Points
Watch a player die, as you do nothing to help.
Limits Were Broken Unlocked 3/11/13
5 Points
Use an awesome limit break for the first time.
Slime Cat Unlocked 3/11/13
5 Points
Find a Slime Cat and discover the Warp Zone.
Deforestation Problem Unlocked 3/11/13
25 Points
Enter Ashwood Forest for the first time.
3K Damage 5 Points Deal 3,000 damage with a single hit
Chicken Molester 5 Points Seriously stress out a chicken. Just don't stab it.
Kamikaze 5 Points Kill yourself with a spell or summon.
Keys Unlock Stuff 5 Points Use a key to access new treasures, but you should have figured that out on your own.
Lava Burns 5 Points Walk on lava and get hurt, because that's not smart.
Lunchtime 5 Points Take a break and have something to eat outside of battle.
Marathon Runner 5 Points Take 10,000 steps. Fun.
Mega Resistance 5 Points Absorb some elemental damage.
Millionaire 5 Points Save up 1,000,000 chocolate coins.
New Skill Found 5 Points Find a new special skill. You can find them in chests or get them from quests.
New Skill Learnt 5 Points Learn the first of many new skills.
Overkill 5 Points Completely obliterate a feeble enemy. The cute ones deserve it.
Overpriced Snacks 5 Points Destroy the economy by buying rare food.
Panty Thief 5 Points Steal some underwear. Perverts pay good money for stuff like this.
Permanent Stat Boost 5 Points Eat a stat-boosting snack and boost your stats permanently. Protip: Don't give them all to one character.
Pervert 5 Points Please don't leave 100,000 comments about this again. Seriously, you freaks.
Power On 5 Points Power up a set of factory doors, and open the next area.
Slimy Situation 5 Points Get turned into a slime. Some people have a fetish for that sort of thing.
Start the Game Already 5 Points Smash 100 Idols on the loading screen, because clicking randomly makes the game load faster.
Step Over the Dead 5 Points Clear away a player's rotting corpse.
Taste Pain 5 Points Drink a whole bottle of Chilli Sauce, and eat the actual bottle too.
Unknown Power Level 5 Points Find an unscannable secret foe.
Used Cut 5 Points Cut down a dangerous path-blocking bush. Don't worry, they don't have feelings.
Used Flash 5 Points Light a torch with your candle. Fire magic doesn't work for some reason.
Used Rock Smash 5 Points Smash a nice boulder. You could even find some diamond inside.
Used Strength 5 Points Push an unwanted block out of the way. It will not be missed.
Used... Ladder? 5 Points Bridge a gap, with the power of ladders.
Water Conducts 5 Points Shock a wet foe with a thunder attack (or ice, if you prefer).
Winter is Coming 5 Points Freeze a foe, and then hit them again for massive damage.
300K Damage 10 Points Deal 300,000 damage with a single hit.
30K Damage 10 Points Deal 30,000 damage with a single hit.
Best Customer 10 Points Completely buy-out an equipment shop.
Death Penalty 10 Points Kill a foe with an instant-death attack.
Extinction Event 10 Points Defeat 1,000 foes in total, and become a serious threat to the ecosystem.
Extra Lives 10 Points Survive death: Be killed, but do not die.
Invaders from Space 10 Points Summon the most powerful creature to obliterate your enemies.
Level 10 10 Points Reach level 10. That's a good start, but there's still a long way to go.
Level 20 10 Points Reach level 20. Getting well into the game now.
Level 30 10 Points Reach level 30. Should be strong enough to take on the final boss. Almost.
Level 40 10 Points Reach level 40. Well, if you don't have anything better to do, you might as well go even further.
Monster Hunter 10 Points Defeat 100 foes in total, and develop a taste for their flesh.
NPC Helper 10 Points Complete 10 quests for NPCs. They can't do anything by themselves.
NPC Servant 10 Points Complete 20 quests for NPCs. Saving the world can wait.
NPC Slave 10 Points Complete 30 quests for NPCs. They own you now.
Power of Courage 10 Points Survive a powerful attack with 1HP.
Zoology Student 10 Points Scan a foe and begin filling in the bestiary.
Ancient Civilization 25 Points Enter the Temple of Godcat for the first time.
Blacksmith 25 Points Fully upgrade any item of equipment.
Digging Too Deep 25 Points Enter the Crystal Caverns for the first time.
Electrical Engineer 25 Points Defeat Praetorian on Epic difficulty.
Extreme Gardener 25 Points Defeat Rafflesia on Epic difficulty.
I See Dead People 25 Points Enter Graybone Graveyard for the first time.
Keen Eye 25 Points Discover 30 secrets. There's actually way more than that though.
Leet Hacker 25 Points Defeat the glitch on any difficulty.
Lost Ruins 25 Points Find the hidden ruins in the jungle.
Lumberjack 25 Points Defeat Mighty Oak on Epic difficulty.
Plants Eat You 25 Points Enter Lankyroot Jungle for the first time.
Realm of Robots 25 Points Enter the Waste Disposal Plant for the first time.
Rock Miner 25 Points Defeat Crystal Golem on Epic difficulty.
Slime Cat King 25 Points Find all the Slime Cats, and rule the world map.
The Gang's All Here 25 Points Find all of your missing party members.
3M Damage 50 Points Deal 3,000,000 damage with a single hit. That's a lot!
Beastmaster 50 Points Unlock all summon creatures.
Equipment Collector 50 Points Collect 145 pieces of equipment.
Treasure Hunter 50 Points Collect 280 treasure chests. There's more, but getting all of them could be frustrating.
Zoology Expert 50 Points Scan all foes and complete the bestiary.
Cat Person 100 Points Defeat Godcat on Epic difficulty.
The World is Saved 100 Points Beat the game and save the world.

Medals Earned: 8/76 (60/1,200 points)

Flixel-Tutorial #1

A background! Unlocked 6/12/13
5 Points
Add graphics and the background!
First steps... Unlocked 6/12/13
5 Points
Setup flixel!
Louis Armstrong is singing! Unlocked 6/12/13
10 Points
Setup the tilemap!
Oblivion Unlocked 6/12/13
10 Points
Add the player!
Retro vibes Unlocked 6/12/13
10 Points
Add some sweet tunes and sounds!
Rigour Unlocked 6/12/13
10 Points
Add collisions!
Animator Unlocked 6/12/13
25 Points
Add animations to the player!
Tutorial finished! Unlocked 6/12/13
25 Points
Finish the tutorial!
We created life! Unlocked 6/12/13
25 Points
Make player move!

Medals Earned: 9/9 (125/125 points)